Juggling act
I was trying to get the roll of toilet paper off the top shelf of the cupboard over the toilet. I did not want to drop it. I have had to fish too many things out of the bowl and it is always such an unpleasant experience.
One time I was brushing my teeth and instead of putting the brush in my mouth it went sailing and did a perfect swan dive into the drink. I thankfully had gloves around for that one.
This time I avoided dropping the tp into the water. I was so happy until I bumped something which caused three things to plummet. I caught one, the other hit the floor, but the cherry blossom body scrub hit the target. Plunk and dunk. I said my favorite s word and Amy, language police that she is yelled.
I told her what happened and she stopped her scolding. It was her cherry blossom scrub. I told her that she had a choice to keep it or toss it. She shuddered and told me to 86 it.
When I was growing up, my mom had a metal 2 cup measuring cup by the tub for rinsing hair. I heard splashing and went into the bathroom. There was my little brother happily emptying out the toilet. I laughed so hard until he took a drink. He totally denies it now of course.
I also walked in on one of my brothers sitting in the pot. I never did understand that one but I sure wished I had a camera at the time.
One day I walked out of the bathroom at work and one of my friends started laughing. I was dragging a tail of tp and she has never let me live it down. I am just thankful she saw it before I got out the door. That would have been the worst.
One time I was brushing my teeth and instead of putting the brush in my mouth it went sailing and did a perfect swan dive into the drink. I thankfully had gloves around for that one.
This time I avoided dropping the tp into the water. I was so happy until I bumped something which caused three things to plummet. I caught one, the other hit the floor, but the cherry blossom body scrub hit the target. Plunk and dunk. I said my favorite s word and Amy, language police that she is yelled.
I told her what happened and she stopped her scolding. It was her cherry blossom scrub. I told her that she had a choice to keep it or toss it. She shuddered and told me to 86 it.
When I was growing up, my mom had a metal 2 cup measuring cup by the tub for rinsing hair. I heard splashing and went into the bathroom. There was my little brother happily emptying out the toilet. I laughed so hard until he took a drink. He totally denies it now of course.
I also walked in on one of my brothers sitting in the pot. I never did understand that one but I sure wished I had a camera at the time.
One day I walked out of the bathroom at work and one of my friends started laughing. I was dragging a tail of tp and she has never let me live it down. I am just thankful she saw it before I got out the door. That would have been the worst.
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